lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for. Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

(via nopuedomassinti)

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via toafraidtofight)

theh0rizon:

you’ve never actually seen me happy unless you’ve gone to a concert with me

(via stormafter)

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
I need to stop falling in love with my idea of people. note to self (via r-esplendissant)

(Source: 7starryskies, via soul-full-of-emptiness)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via allisonbathory)

I should not have loved you. Six word story #6  (via helywillums)

(Source: depresant, via angel-oflife)